2012 in review: Hey, I’m Only Mortal!

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Their report also notes that some of my most viewed posts were from previous years and that I should consider writing about those subjects more often.

Since several of those posts were my cancer lessons, I think I prefer not to do so.

Still, maybe it’s time to get back to work on my book about the experience. I stopped writing that book when I realized I wasn’t sure of the ending — whether I was actually finished with cancer.

Of course, the real question is: Is cancer finished with me?

It’s been one year, four months and six days since my last chemo, and I still don’t know the answer. I know now that I never will. Every survivor (at least those I know) learns to live with this unanswered question. And, like everything about this disease, we each deal with that uncertainty in our own way.

Still, we’re all going to die someday. The only difference is those who have faced cancer have also had to face the surety of our own mortality.

Here’s an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 4,800 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 8 years to get that many views.

Click here to see the complete report.

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Why I’ll Never Write a Cookbook, or I’m a Really Good Cook Except for the Fires

A Rave About Cooking

I took four years of Home Economics in high school, and if I’m not mistaken, I got A’s every grading period, despite having caught a dish towel on fire not once, but twice. Somehow I managed to douse the flames before the teacher noticed.

FYI: Using a towel for a pot holder isn’t a good idea.

This Christmas it became clear that I still retain my talent for kitchen combustion.

You see, I decided to make an extra effort with dinner and include two traditional English side dishes rarely seen this side of the Atlantic, bread sauce and Yorkshire pudding.

The bread sauce came off without a hitch, despite having to make it from scratch rather than a packet (as is common in the UK), and having to translate the recipe’s English ingredients and measurements to American ingredients and measurements.

Yes, the bread sauce was perfect — savory and creamy.
The puddings were another story.

I’d made Yorkshire puddings once before, and vaguely remembered them being similar to popovers, but I couldn’t find the recipe I had used. Eventually, I found another online and followed the instructions exactly. (If you’re not familiar with the dish, it’s made from sort of an eggy batter that’s poured into hot oil [drippings], and then baked. Usually served with some kind of roast.)

Anyway, the puddings raised beautifully and looked delicious. The only problem was the oven was smoking like a bonfire made with damp wood. What a stench! Oil had overflowed onto the bottom of the oven.

Amazingly, the puddings tasted great. In fact, they were so good, I heated one up the next day in the toaster oven and ate it with jam.

Then, I put in another.
It went up in flames.

from Nigella's How to Eat

from Nigella’s How to Eat (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Today I looked in the oven. Clearly it would have to be cleaned, or everything would come out tasting of burnt oil.
With a sigh, I reluctantly hit the buttons to start the self-cleaning process.

More smoke — lots of it — billowing up through the stove and all around the house. More malodorous, eye-burning smell.

It was twenty-something degrees but we opened the windows anyway. Sprayed Febreze. Burnt candles. Lit the fireplace. The house still stinks.

I don’t think I’ll make individual Yorkshire puddings again, but I might try a big one in my cast iron skillet.

It would be like Dutch Baby we had for breakfast. Here’s a link to that recipe: http://www.food.com/recipe/Dutch-Baby-74146. Dutch Babies are good because you can make the batter ahead of time and then just bake it in the morning. And they look like you fussed more than you did.

We put fresh raspberries on ours; it was really good.
More importantly, it didn’t set anything on fire.

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Christmas Note #23 — Washington Square — Chris Isaak

For those who won’t be home for Christmas, and in memory of those who will never be home again. As you celebrate tomorrow, I hope you will hold tight to those you love, and savor every moment you have together.

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Christmas Note #22 — What Christmas Is

Linus got it right.

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Christmas Note #21 — Think twice before you send that card.

Okay, I’m pretty sure the ones on the first link are meant to be a joke, at least I hope so, since this is one of them. sweaterhttp://www.hohumcards.com/2010/12/cheesy-corny-awkward-christmas-cards-wearing-bad-christmas-sweaters/ 

The ones at the link below, I’m not so sure, but I love the cigar. And I bet that little boy really loved the princess theme.
http://www.pophangover.com/2011/01/10/the-10-worst-family-christmas-cards-ever/ 

cigar

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Christmas Note #20 — Nuts to You

I felt kind of guilty about talking about the mint fudge and not sharing the recipe. So, to make up for it, I’m going to tell you how to make “Hot Spicy Toasted Nuts,”  a recipe that was originally on the Better Homes and Gardens website but is now gone.

The cayenne pepper gives these nuts an unexpected kick so I generally warn people before offering them some.

Hot Spicy Toasted Nuts
8 oz. nuts (pecans or walnuts work well)
2 tbsp. sugar
1 tbsp. oil
1-1/2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp. ground cayenne pepper
1/4 tsp. salt

Preheat oven to 350. Place nuts on a jelly roll pan. (I cover it with foil or parchment paper.) Toast for approximately 20 minutes stirring occasionally. Mix remaining ingredients with a whisk or fork. Remove nuts from oven and drizzle mixture over them. Toss until well-coated. Spread in a single layer. Cool on pan on wire rack. Store at room temperature in tightly sealed container. Makes 2 cups. 1/4 cup has 210 calories, 4 g. protein, 9 g. carboyhydrates, 19 g. fat, 0 mg. cholesterol, and 80 mg. sodium.

They’ll look kind of like this:

Candied Walnuts - Making Candied Walnuts - Rob...

Candied Walnuts – Making Candied Walnuts – Robert Lew, Holmesglen TAFE (Photo credit: avlxyz)

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Christmas Note # 19 — How to Wrap a Gift

From “Love Actually,” one of the few movies on my required Christmas viewing list. This clip features the brilliant Rowan Atkinson and Alan Rickman, with a brief appearance by Emma Thompson.

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Christmas Note #18 — Christmas Sweatz?

Christmas Sweatz?

I’m thinking maybe a little too much eggnog?

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Christmas Note #17 — The Second Best Christmas Song Ever

I discovered the second best Christmas song ever by buying the CD with the best Christmas song ever.

And reader, you will scarcely believe it, but I actually had to drive across town to find a copy of that CD, “The Edge of Christmas.” Yes, this was back in the days before Amazon, and well before downloadable music was more than a sound file in some recording engineer’s dreams.

You may already know from previous posts that “Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth” by Bing Crosby and David Bowie is the best Christmas song, but how many of you knew “Fairy Tale of New York” sung by Kirsty MacColl and the Pogues is the second best?

Well, okay, maybe a lot of you, because I make this claim every year.

Still, it’s true, and what’s truly amazing is both are on the same CD.

It’s a Christmas miracle! (And I’m not being entirely facetious.)

“Fairy Tale” is, in my opinion, is one of the most underrated Christmas songs in existence. That might be because of the swearing, something not normally associated with the holiday season.

I find it refreshing, especially after one too many sickly sweet versions of “Santa Baby,” sung by this year’s reigning pop diva. (Or maybe last year’s, or even the one from the year before — I’m woefully behind on new music.)

So, if like me, you’re ready for a little dose of down and out reality, then you’re ready for “Fairy Tale of New York.”

For just the record (and yes, that probably is sort of a pun although no one calls them records anymore), “The Edge of Christmas” was definitely worth the drive. Buy it now in whatever format you prefer.

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Christmas Note #16 — Weird Christmas Books

As shared on Publishers Weekly, here’s a list of books that will greatly add to your holiday festivities.
http://blogs.publishersweekly.com/blogs/PWxyz/2012/12/06/15-weird-christmas-books/
Click through to check out such treasures as It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies
and Dumb White Husband vs Santa, along with my personal favorite — Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book.
christmas7Above photo from same website. Is anyone else not surprised that there are no girls at the party?

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