Oshkosh ~ where Japanese airplanes taxi by you while you’re riding on a tram.

Oshkosh ~ where Japanese airplanes taxi by you while you’re riding on a tram.

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Cancer Lesson #60: One in eight women will get breast cancer.

English: Lonely road on the way back from Ty'n...

A lonely road  near Ty’ncornel youth hostel  (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Rant: Cancer Lesson #60 — One in eight women will get breast cancer.

Another friend. Another diagnosis.
So many people will walk this lonely road.

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The Big Send-off

A Rave About Writing (and sending daughters to college)
Today I finished editing a manuscript partial and sent it to an editor.
In August, my husband and I will be sending our only child off to college.

manuscript

These events — it would be tempting fate to call them achievements — share many similarities, a comparison that I’m sure has been noted by others.

However, in my case, they are occurring more or less simultaneously. This explains many things, including the crazed look I’ve worn all summer and the fact that it took me six weeks to complete the small revisions I wanted to make before sending in the submission.  (Think trips to England and Wisconsin, a camping excursion, a self-catered grad party, honors and scholarship assemblies and college dorm room decorating.)

Ohio Wesleyan University Letterhead Logo

I suppose this might also account for why I failed to see the parallels until after I hit “send” today. With all that’s been going on, I could only focus on one thing at a time, and that needed to be whatever I had to get done right then.

But now that I have a free moment, I’m thinking about that which brought us to these crossroads and the distance we have yet to travel.

Both my daughter and this book started with a thought. At the point, they were what my husband likes to call “the twinkle of an eye.” Even the word “idea” was too big to describe their existence. Yet each grew into something much bigger, and in the case of my daughter, more beautiful.

As each took form, they brought challenges that required creative solutions. Then there were times that the answers flowed effortlessly.

And speaking of time —  there was never enough. There are so many things I know I would do better if only I had more time.

In my manuscript’s case, I know I could take all the time in the world. My only deadliines so far are those I set for myself, and since at heart I’m a “reviser,” I could easily work on this one book endlessly, for the rest of my life.

But my daughter is ready — and I mean really ready — to leave home for the less sheltered community of her college.  I guess at some point, you have to set children (and books) free.

Thus I send both book and daughter forth, aware they will face criticism and rejection but hoping it will make them stronger.

They have reached the point that they need someone else’s help to make them better, stronger, and more viable in the real world.

And now, the real work begins.

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A New Type of Music

Rave: A new type of music

Here’s a little something to entertain you while I write my next post. The musician reminds me of both Victor Borge and Mr. Bean. Watch and you’ll see what I mean.

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A view from summer

A view from summer by ladywriter47
A view from summer, a photo by ladywriter47 on Flickr.

A view from summer

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My Scarf, the Security Risk, Part 2

So, I emailed TSA asking them why my scarf is a security risk.

Here is what I wrote:
Can you please tell me why I had to take my scarf off when going through TSA at Cleveland the afternoon of June 12th? Attached is a picture of the scarf, which you can see is hardly a security risk.

I asked the woman on duty why I needed to take it off — very politely, I might add — and she basically told me they had to check all scarves and to put it in the bowl. I searched the web, including your website looking for references to scarves and found only references to head scarves and scarves which cover the face.

I even blogged about the experience to see if anyone had any ideas about why this was necessary.

I truly am not trying to be rude. I’ve no aversion to taking it off if there’s a valid reason. I’m happy to remove my shoes, take off my belt, be scanned and/or patted down. I understand these actions may be necessary to keep us safe. However, the scarf thing seemed a little excessive.

Please advise.

Thank you.

Kym Lucas

They actually replied. Twice! Here is what they said.

TSA response, take one:

Thank you for your e-mail regarding the screening of passengers wearing bulky clothing.

The primary purpose of passenger screening is to prevent the introduction of deadly or dangerous items into an airport secured area or onboard an aircraft. The Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) policies and procedures focus on ensuring that all passengers are treated with dignity, respect, and courtesy. Each Federal screener receives training on professional and courteous conduct to make the process run smoothly and to reduce inconvenience to the traveling public.

All members of the traveling public are permitted to wear any type of clothing they wish through the security checkpoint. Individuals may be referred for additional screening if the Transportation Security Officer (TSO) cannot reasonably determine that the clothing is free of a prohibited item. This policy extends to all clothing items and is not directed to any particular item or group.

TSOs will use their professional discretion to determine if a particular item could hide a threatening object. Passengers may be asked to remove their outerwear, as TSA requires all passengers to remove outerwear such as suit jackets and blazers, athletic warm-up jackets, and sport coats for x-ray before proceeding through the walk-through metal detectors. It is important to note that if a sport coat or blazer is worn as the innermost garment – not over a blouse or sweater, for example – it does not have to be removed.

Well, thanks, but that doesn’t really answer my question. If I’d been dressed in my winter woolies with a big snuggly scarf around my neck, I believe the above email would explain the incident. But the scarf in question (see previous posting) could hardly be called bulky. And it would take some stretch of the imagination and a certain amount of ingenuity to believe it could hide a threatening object.

Ah, well, on to TSA response, take two.

Thank you for your e-mail regarding the removal of personal items at security screening checkpoints.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) strongly recommends that passengers remove all items and accessories from their pockets before beginning the security screening process. Removing items such as wallets, belts, bulky jewelry, money, keys, and cell phones may reduce the chances of requiring a passenger to undergo additional screening to resolve an alarm of the Walk-Through Metal Detector (WTMD) or resolve an anomaly discovered during Advanced Imaging Technology (AIT) screening. To avoid the chance of leaving personal items behind, we recommend passengers place their belongings in their carry-on baggage before entering the checkpoint.

For tips and further information about security screening, please visit TSA’s Web site at http://www.tsa.gov.

We hope this information is helpful.

TSA Contact Center

NOTICE: The information contained in this message and any attachments is privileged and confidential and therefore protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent who is responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. Senture does not accept liability for changes to this message after it was sent. The views expressed in this e-mail do not necessarily reflect the views of the company. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by replying via e-mail to this message and deleting this information from your computer.

Even less enlightening except now I’m a little worried I’ll end up on someone’s list for sharing TSA’s reply.

Summation: I’m chalking up the incident to a cranky and/or paranoid agent who wanted to make me take it off. That said, I will reiterate, the only reason this bothered me was because it seemed so random, even pointless. Also, although their response was less than relevant, it was quick — I got the answering email less than forty-eight hours after mine.

On to bigger — and one hopes better — rants and raves!

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Addendum to Cancer Lesson #58: Prepare to Be Nicknamed Curly

Rave: Still curly! 

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My Scarf Is a Security Risk

Rant

It’s true; when we flew to England this time I learned that my scarf is a security risk, though I’ll admit I don’t understand how this could be so. The only danger I can imagine would be if someone used it to strangle people.

Still, mass strangling as a terrorist tactic? I don’t think so. And given my clumsiness, I’m more likely to be the stranglee than the strangler. (That’s why I’m always extra careful on the airport’s moving walkways.)

I’m not trying to be snarky, but I don’t understand how this scarf could be dangerous.

I guess my imagination doesn’t stretch far enough.

So, I asked the officer. “Please don’t think I’m being rude or anything,” I said, “but can you tell me how this could be a security risk?”

She hemmed and hawed a bit, then finally glared at me and said something about having to check all scarves and please put it in the bowl.

I put it in the bowl.

Then, when we got to England, I did an Internet search on scarves as a security risk but found nothing relevant.

The only thing I can think of was maybe the TSA is making Muslim women take off their head scarves and, in some effort to stave off accusations of racism, decided to apply the decision to every scarf they see.

Or maybe someone has found a way to infuse cloth with explosives?

I found the whole inident to be rather comical. I mean, I’ve had my purse and luggage searched in front of me and while in transit, been scanned, and patted down more times than I can count. I’m used to taking off my shoes, my jacket, and my belt, emptying my pockets, even removing jewelry on occasion, but this was completely new.

Do you any ideas about why removing my scarf was necessary? If so, please leave a comment because I’m mystified.

 

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Beef or Chicken at 9 am with United Airlines

Rant

Abandon expectations all ye who travel.

The itinerary said breakfast.

That would be the itinerary printed directly from United Airline‘s emailed confirmation of our flights to and from England. Breakfast on the return flight, the document said.

That seems logical, right? Breakfast on an am flight out of Heathrow?

Well, on Friday morning — after getting up at 5:45 in order to reach the airport on time — breakfast sounded even better. Check-in and security had been slow, leaving not enough time for even a cup of tea.

“Would you like beef or chicken?”

Huh?

“Beef or chicken?” the flight attendant repeated.

We’d reached cruising altitude, and the cabin crew was starting to serve the morning meal.

My husband asked about breakfast, pulling out our copy of the itinerary to show that’s what had been promised.

“Oh, we always serve dinner on this flight,” she replied.

Dinner. Beef or chicken to be exact, complete with salad, at 9 am.

English: EVA Air dinner

Now, I’ll admit I can be a little picky about what I eat, but I like to think of myself as a good traveler, able to accept, and even enjoy, the little unexpected events of a trip. But I just couldn’t face either beef or chicken at that time of the day.

My husband D. couldn’t either, though he took a meal and tried to eat it.

What on earth is United Airlines thinking to serve dinner first thing in the morning? It would be different if they were following the time at the flight’s destination. But the US is five hours behind the UK so it was even earlier in Newark.

I’ve crossed the Atlantic many times — mostly on the same trip to and from England — on a variety of airlines and have never ever been given dinner for breakfast.

It’s always some little omelette or a breakfast sandwich or even a croissant. Not beef or chicken, no matter what that flight attendant said.

Continental Airlines Breakfast from Hong Kong ...

Continental Airlines Breakfast from Hong Kong to Newark. Economy Class. More photos, on http://www.airplanefood.net (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I made do with D’s roll and butter.

And a cup of coffee with Bailey’s. That I can drink any time.

Eventually, we arrived at the Newark Airport. I won’t go into details about our experience with the United Club there except to tell you we were turned away. We’d been worried our daughter S. wouldn’t be allowed in because she’s under age. Nope. Turns out S. wasn’t allowed in because we only had two passes. She would need one even if she was only two years old, the United gatekeeper said.

Except the passes state you must be twenty-one to use them.

Hmm … seems like United Airlines is having some communications issues.

Here is where I remind myself — and you — how important it is to keep things in perspective. Part of travelling is being able to roll with the punches, and I’d gladly trade a dozen breakfasts for a safe flight.

Besides, when the other flight attendant spilled juice on my arm, he gave me a complementary beer. And to be fair, I must admit  our United flight to England was great, with probably the best flight attendants I’ve ever met. The head of the cabin crew actually greeted each and every passenger.

Still, next time, I’m packing my own breakfast.

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It’s a Wonderful World.


Rave: It’s a wonderful world.

Well, it is.

And yes, I know this a commercial but the cinematography is stunning and the sentiment true.


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